"It's Spiderman! In a ninja top and pig legs!"

Written on the back, "To you mummy. Lock up your heart in a cage to stop evil."

Me "When you're older it'll be nice to read these novels by yourself."

Mega Pez "And when I have a child I can read it to them too!"

"Mummy do you want to be Gamora or Black Widow?"

"I want to be Thor."
"But Thor is a boy."
"I can be the god of thunder if I want to be."

"What are you going to do now?"
"I'll take my pick and my sword and I'll search until I'm bored."

Mummy do you know how many ideas I have left in my head? Eight million. I’m going to write them on my invisible desk and save them for school tomorrow.

"Mummy has my balloon burst?"

"No it’s just the helium has escaped. It’s helium inside that makes it float."

"ALIENS? Why are aliens in my balloon?”