Written on the back, "To you mummy. Lock up your heart in a cage to stop evil."
Friday, 15 May 2015
Me "When you're older it'll be nice to read these novels by yourself."
Mega Pez "And when I have a child I can read it to them too!"
Tuesday, 5 May 2015
"Mummy do you want to be Gamora or Black Widow?"
"I want to be Thor." "But Thor is a boy." "I can be the god of thunder if I want to be."
Saturday, 14 March 2015
"What are you going to do now?"
"I'll take my pick and my sword and I'll search until I'm bored."
Monday, 9 March 2015
Mummy do you know how many ideas I have left in my head? Eight million. I’m going to write them on my invisible desk and save them for school tomorrow.
Tuesday, 24 February 2015
"Mummy has my balloon burst?"
"No it’s just the helium has escaped. It’s helium inside that makes it float."
"ALIENS? Why are aliens in my balloon?”
Standing at my side trying to get past.
“Opps um mwaa!”
“What?
“Oops um mwaa!”
“WHAT?”
“Scoose um mwaa?”
“Oh I like your fort”
“Mummy… It’s not a fort. It’s a planet!”
“Mummy look at this.”
“No. Go to sleep. I’m killing a giant robot.”
“I don’t see a giant robot. Just a floaty skull”
“The floaty skull is a pretendy robot. Go to sleep.”
“Oh that’s okay then.”
“Mummy why is it called Booty Bay? Is it because it’s made out of shoes?”
“Mummy if a harmonica goes up your bum will you play tunes when you walk?
“Mummy come see what my skin looks like!”
Homework.
Topic: Famous Sports people.
Subject: Mark Cavendish.
Fact: He is a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
MegaPez: "The Empire? Mummy does that mean he's evil?
“Mummy don’t fall asleep in the middle of the street. I’ll just walk off.” - Cheers kid.
MegaPez: “Mummy if it’s half boy and half girl do you call them a himher?”
Whilst RPing a battle with my Warcraft guild mates and losing the dice roll yet again:
Me “Noooooo!”
MegaPez “Mummy are you not the toughest?”
“Mummy are they two boys having a cuddle?”
I starting thinking oh here come the questions, when I said yes he said
“That’s silly, they both have long hair!”
“Mummy what are those ball like things next to my winkie called?
“People call them balls, but their proper name is testicles.”
“Mummy what’s the Chinese word for testicles?”
"Mummy did you know there's a door in my head where the ideas come in?"
