"Mummy has my balloon burst?"

"No it’s just the helium has escaped. It’s helium inside that makes it float."

"ALIENS? Why are aliens in my balloon?”

Standing at my side trying to get past.

“Opps um mwaa!”

“What?

“Oops um mwaa!”

“WHAT?”

“Scoose um mwaa?”

“Oh I like your fort”

“Mummy… It’s not a fort. It’s a planet!”

“Mummy look at this.” 

“No. Go to sleep. I’m killing a giant robot.”

“I don’t see a giant robot. Just a floaty skull”

“The floaty skull is a pretendy robot. Go to sleep.”

“Oh that’s okay then.”

“Mummy why is it called Booty Bay? Is it because it’s made out of shoes?”

“Mummy if a harmonica goes up your bum will you play tunes when you walk?

“Mummy come see what my skin looks like!”